Bechara Engineer

Koi naukri de do!

[Bechara Engineer @BecharaEngineer]

Life me ladki ka status bhi salary wala hi hai - non-existential!

[Bechara Engineer @BecharaEngineer]

Navratre khatam ho gaye. Aur uske sath meri chaukidar ki naukri bhi.

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Desh me aajkal sabpe BAN lag raha hai. Soch raha hun dharna dene ka startup khol lun. Arvind Kejriwal se mentorship aur Series A mil jaega.

[Bechara Engineer @BecharaEngineer]

Bus conductor ke lie apply kia to wahan se ye keh ke nikal dia ki tum log to bahut jaldi job switch karte ho.

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Sarkar ko lukkhagiri karne ko bhi job declare kar dena chahie. Kam se kam main apne aap ko self-employed to keh sakunga.

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Main to apni biradari wale ko hi vote karunga #DelhiVotes

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14th Feb aap sabke liye Valentine's Day hoga, mere liye to Bajrang Dal me walk-in interview ki date hai.

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Aaj subah ek company ki HR se politely pucha -Madam, do you have openings for me?
Ye tweet abhi maine jail se kia hai.

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Pados wale uncle aaj puch rahe the - accha B.Tech kiya hai? Chai ki redi kis mohalle mein lagate ho?

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Aaj raddi wala keh raha tha - bhaiya vacancy nikli hai, munna bhag gaya hai!