Beck Sutton

Sweaty Hobo

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Let's hope this weather is here to stay so I can stop looking like a sweaty hobo in class everyday

[Dr. Darryll J. Pines @President_Pines]

An exciting update on the construction of #UMD’s IDEA Factory, with a tour led by a @ClarkSchool alum. Thank you Maya for this inside look.

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

All of these frozen pizzas say "cooking on baking sheet not recommended" like am I just supposed to reach in there and grab it and get pizza sauce all over my oven mitts???

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

When did Uggs come back in style, and who was gonna tell me????

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Being old means all of the bubbly stuff hits you all at once and you go from “classily sipping wine” to “white girl wasted” in -3 seconds #NYE

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

To be clear I followed that nap with a large quantity of pasta and Prosecco so I’m living my best life tonight to start 2021

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Not that anyone cares, but I’ve officially hit the level of old and tired where I chugged a vodka Red Bull and then took a nap earlier

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Got too wine drunk to read the questions but my bro and I still won trivial pursuit tonight #winning

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Update: she forgot about the camera and pictures entirely 🤦‍♀️

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

There are currently 5 iPhones in this household...and my mother is insisting my brother and I make her 10 year old camera work so she can take pictures of Christmas...🤦‍♀️

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

I’ve been told by multiple people in the last week that I should never try to have an office job because I “can’t be nice to people”...and like they’re not wrong?

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

@crimemmy Im happy to start a series of “Christmas with the parents” and “post Christmas quarantine” tweets 😂

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Love the irony of watching a show like Floor is Lava and criticizing other people doing athletic things while stuffing my face with chicken nachos on my couch

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Also I don’t understand when judges are like “why did you give us bread it feels unnecessary” like I have never been mad about free bread ever

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

I’m always so jealous of chefs on TV who can sear things and grill things on the stovetop without worrying about the smoke alarm going off the entire time

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Y’all I’ve decided straight men are why we keep extending social distancing. In the last week I’ve had three ask if I was down to hang out...like men y’all are cockblocking yourselves here

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

@amberchelATC HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY🥳🥳🥳

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

@amberchelATC They don’t have Netflix! He would say it reminds him of home 😂😂

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Remember friends, if Carol Baskin can find another husband after feeding her previous husband to a tiger, you too can find love #TigerKing

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

Having anxiety and allergies is so hard rn. Like do I have COVID or is my chest tight because anxiety? Did I forget to take my allergy meds or am I sneezing because i have the COVID? Who knows 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[Beck Sutton @Beck0830]

You know it’s gonna be a shit week when your first work call on Monday morning starts off with “don’t worry I’ve got it under control”