Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan

🔞Retired adult entertainer🔞

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

@benjonesmusic I am now, got up in there and there is no access from the other properties...so somehow my loft hatch lifted and slid itself open and I've got no logical explanation for it happening...it happened once before cple yrs ago.. freaked me out this time! 🫣

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

Row of houses as being able to come across and move it so they can either see into my bathroom, or enter the property but @LincsPolice probably need to focus their time on catching some farmer with a broken taillight on their tractor!

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

So if i get murdered in my bed tonight i asked them for help using 101...and they couldn't of given less of a shit if they tried.
Loft hatches don't just lift themselves up and move themselves out from their place, and i don't believe in ghosts...leaves me with someone from this

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

Yeah bloody knew it! https://t.co/ABnlWgQFeQ
#Nordstream2 #NordstreamSabotage

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

Just in case their intentions were not clear in the first vid. lol https://t.co/jURBegE4OB
#NordstreamSabotage

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

#JudgeJules
Taken my son to his 1st ever rave!
That is all.

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

Stop Denying Patients Access to Medical Cannabis on the NHS - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/OGYLBtmgSN via @UKChange

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

This is from the 2018 docu series Hitlers circle of evil. Think Putin and I have the same taste in shows, although i don't think it was intended to become the blueprint of what we saw start on 24th February! Dude, it was a warning, not a suggestion. #Putin #russianMobilization

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

I have pledged to be link number 3956 in the Human Chain to #FreeAssange on October 8th. Register: https://t.co/hotcWilaDW #SurroundParliament

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

@VictorVescovo I do hope this has all been filmed for another docuseries? Really enjoyed the 5 deeps expedition!

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

It's been over a decade and @KarlPilkington's "If ur not happy lookin a knob in the face, there's sumfin wrong 🫵" quote is still the funniest in context thing I've ever heard on the telly. If i had a weak bladder I'd pee my pants every single time.
It brings me pure joy!

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

On the bright side.. At least the Queen won't have to suffer an agonising death caused by the nuclear armageddon @trussliz has declared she's willing to let rain down on the rest of us! A new Monarch and new PM, but still the same old cunts.
#

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

@nakedtruthguy Sorry only just checked my notifications lol.. Twitter adept i am not lol.. so used to just lurking and not even looking at my DMs or notifications 😆

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

@nakedtruthguy Uh oh, what's Max alleged to of done? Bit out of the ol loop nowadays but my curiosity is piqued now.. maybe google will help.. lol

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

@nakedtruthguy @Alexistaex 👋🙋‍♀️I have, many a times!

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

Only took watching the audition clip once on YouTube for their song to be stuck in my head ever since. I ain't even mad. #ChapelHart FTW

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Ghislaine Maxwell was just sentenced to 20 years for conspiring with Jeffrey Epstein to recruit and sexually abuse underage girls. She will likely get out earlier on good behavior.

Julian Assange faces 175 years in prison for exposing US war crimes.

Let that sink in.

[WikiLeaks @wikileaks]

'Julian Assange must not be handed over to the US' | @guardian Opinion #FreeAssangeNOW #JournalismIsNotACrime https://t.co/bwwS8MM73Y

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

#FreeAssange, #FreeAssangeNOW

[Rebekah 'kinky' Jordan @Becka_Jordan]

Well that's one way to get vaccine sceptic blokes to rush out for their little prick!(yep pun intended) 🤣
#CovidVaccine #antivaxxers #LaughingAtMyOwnJoke

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