Game Dev Pro Tip: If you have a lot of money and suck ass at your job, climbing the ladder is so easy. Add a couple of zeros to your annual income and you too can become a Senior Product Manager at Riot.
Hi yes, unfortunately we won't be moving forward with your application. You sneezed during the technical test and I was really fucking offended by that.
i call it game design squared. its where you take alumni from a flawed program, and make them teach the flawed program. and then make those under them teach. the end result is not so far off from a lobotomy. god dammit.
We want to congratulate Deep End Games on a successful launch of Romancelvania! You exploited student workers far harder than we could've ever dreamed of! We're excited to see how you avoid paying students in your next project, we're taking notes🧐
*pay will be made as a lump sum payment at the end of your tenure. Payment is not guaranteed and we may ignore all of your emails regarding the matter.
Becker needs you! We're looking for experienced students who will work for very little pay* and will do the multitude of tasks that Paul doesn't want to do.
Just a few of the things you'll be doing!
• Sending Paul's emails
• Organizing summer student boot camp
• Pep talking our student tours
• Running our student tours
• Running the summer student boot camp.
Remember our branded Becker fidget spinners? Well they're coming back, and are better than ever! Now doubling as a top spinner, all alumni should be getting these #binners soon!