My name is Alan. I like basketball, it’s my favorite sport. I like the way they dribble up and down the court. Life is a dance floor, and I'm the Disco Ball.
I’m incapable of talking about anything but the Knicks right now. If you tell me your grandma died, I will segue it into how sad it is that she won’t get to see this Jalen Brunson stretch.
It’s so strange that everyone is obsessing over where Juan Soto is going to sign. That’s all you care about? He’s just one player. He doesn’t even know you exist. Anyway, if Juan Soto doesn’t re-sign with the Yankees I’m probably going to light myself on fire