Beckham

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

You can’t spell discover without disco 🪩

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

I am a visionary.

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

I wish you could leave a voicemail on FaceTime (facemail?)

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

I don’t consider myself a conspiracy theorist because my only conspiracy theory is that at night the post office plays audio of people talking to prevent vandalism.

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

Maybe the real solvency is the friendship they made along the way.

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

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[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Is there anything that, if you turn it upside down, is no longer the same thing?

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

@AaronW_016 Imo the coolest thing about weather is that it’s happening

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

@AaronW_016

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

I used the word laboriously today. Should I get my doctorate in linguistics?

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

Sure, $6 or $1 million is a far cry from $183 million - but still good to have in retirement.

I’m not sure how to formally end a thread so this is the end I guess.

I’ll step down from my soap box now.

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

🧵So I sat down and did the math on this because of course I did.

This is wrong (but you probably could’ve guessed that) but here’s WHY it’s wrong:

[Larry J 🇵🇸 @_LarryJ_]

183 million dollars

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

I redid the math assuming the same things but adjusting the monthly investment to a daily amount (multiplied by 12 and then divided by 365) and again with a more “conservative” interest rate (7%).

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

@AaronW_016 Ball out with it

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

@AaronW_016 Blocked

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

Is it too late to make a New Year’s resolution or do I need to wait until next year?

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

I ran into three different people within 5 minutes today. I don’t think I’ve been that close to a public panic attack in years

[Beckham @BeckhamAdams]

My favorite tax law is the gain exclusion if you sell your house because of “excessive airplane noise”