Beckie Clegg

[Musk_daily__news 🚀 📡 @Musk_DaiIy_news]

Very clever indeed

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@RealSirTomJones I went to the doctor and said "I can't stop singing 'what's new pussycat?'"
She replied "Sounds like you've got Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is that rare?" I said
She answered: "It's not unusual"

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

So true....

How's NINE JOBS NIGEL doing?

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

'Are you in love?' No, I'm in Greggs

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

Chestnuts* roasting** on an open fire***​
*Festive Bakes​
**cooking​
***in a Greggs oven

[Greggs @GreggsOfficial]

When you eat your first Festive Bake of the season

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Up to 100 boys will have to leave Eton because their parents can't afford VAT on public school fees. And four million children go to school hungry because their parents can't afford breakfast.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nicola Sturgeon called Boris Johnson a f*cking clown.

Like if she's right.
RT if he's far worse.

[Larry Mogridge 🇬🇧⭐️🇪🇺 #RejoinEU @Larry_Mogridge]

🔴
This can never be reposted often enough.....

#BorisJohnson #LiarJohnson #ShamelessCharlatan

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

I desperately need a copy of Boris Johnson's book; my litter tray hasn't been changed in days...

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Prince William is doing a documentary We Can End Homelessness on ITV.

His family gets £500m a year, he personally gets £24m.

He could house 2,400 families by himself.

But its not about him doing it, it is about him telling you to do it, as it always is.

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

I recently paid my painter £30 per hour.

He did a good job - better than I could have.

It then dawned on me that he earns more than the vast majority of healthcare and education staff.

Quite something, how little we value those that look after our lives and our kids’ futures?

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

How dare @bbclaurak try and claim that the winter fuel allowance is cut by giving NHS workers a fair pay rise.

How. Dare. You.

Trying to turn Doctor against pensioner. Trying to turn patient against nurse. Trying to cause division.

All complete lies.

#BBCLauraK

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £125m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed.

But he still needed a 45% pay rise.

Like if he needs a pay cut.
RT if you want the Monarchy gone.

#NotmyKing #AbolishTheMonarchy

[Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺✊🏾 @KathyBurke]

She was on holiday. A time when you’re meant to relax and have fun. She wasn’t dancing while supposedly working during a lockdown because of a pandemic that took thousands of lives. That would be wrong now wouldn’t it?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Liz Truss "People calling me a lettuce offends me."
Also Liz Truss "Let them have their cancer and die of it."

Nothing should be heard from her again.

[NHS England @NHSEngland]

For the first time, anyone in a mental health crisis can now call 111 and receive support from trained mental health professionals.

The 24/7 service is available for all ages, including children, providing vital help through a single phone line.
https://t.co/Dxc9ahAao1

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

One of the reasons the birthrate is declining is because in the 1970's one adult could work, you could own your own house, a car, and go on holiday.

Now two adults work, they rent their house, and they can't afford a car or holiday's, never mind children.

But profits are HUGE.

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

disposable income

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Liz Truss says that reminding her she crashed the economy is 'not funny'. My £400 a month mortgage hike wasn't a barrel of laughs either.