Brett

Momma ain’t raise no bitch

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

Me "I'm gonna eat healthy" *daydreams about beer and hot pockets*

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

-3 baby mommas
-multiple mug shots
-34 felonies
-got shot

The first black president is Donald Trump

[Harry Mac @bbharrymac]

50mg nicotine pouches talkin to me like green goblin mask

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

@Eisenhowershyt @krackkardashian Wisconsin dells

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

And my girlfriend

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

I miss my cats :/

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

Home is wherever Facebook marketplace has good deals

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

@united be better

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@WallStreetSilv What does BBC stand for again? I keep forgetting.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If the Dem Party had a time machine

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@POTUS Umm … the banks are melting

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

We need to let natural selection do it’s thing sometimes

[Joe Fasho @JoeFash0]

Took my son on a recruitment visit for UC Berkeley football and saw this after we got lunch

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

Happy February 28th

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

About to drop a class action lawsuit against my girlfriend for using filters that make you look 12 in every picture of us

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

@JP_Pawlowski13 @BenKolkmeyer Cross referenced the rule book this is actually rule 1776

[Brett @BeckmanBrett]

Still thinking of you

[Chichi 💚 🏆 @J_essT]

British mourns the death of the Queen Elizabeth II

Colonies:

[Mike Hunt @Collins3Fresh]

But let's all get EVs.

[𝒮𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓉 ⚜️ @yooosainty]

When a girl that’s not her tries to talk to me