Lady standing at the traffic lights, seemingly to no-one: "Ahh, nearly Friday. We made it."
Yes, lady standing at the traffic lights, seemingly to no-one. Yes.
Hey @chilternrailway I've been delayed for 60+ minutes, which would usually mean compensation of 25% of my return ticket. Not applicable because reason for delay was a fatality (I assume suicide). Can you, instead donate £7.50 to @samaritans with me? Ta muchly.
This whole business of having the house to myself because everyone's away travelling or on holiday is great, but the inevitable moment I manage to lock myself out creeps ever closer.