I think we can all agree that the greatest gift of all is the opportunity to sort all of the materials your presents are wrapped in into distinct recycling groups.
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#Christmas#recycling#blessed
No, you're f***ing crying! I was a teacher for four years - the toughest of my life - and I have the utmost respect for the unsung heroes who dedicate themselves to this worthy and challenging profession.
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#teachers#teacherlife#heroes
@MrChrisChopping Stop telling me that the last 3 digits on the back of my card tell you as much about a person as their star sign. I won't fall for it again!
PS. Sorry to be such a Pisces about it.
Last shows done! An amazing month of shows. We're so grateful to all our audiences who took a punt on a late night show and had a blast; to all our guest acts who came to play; and to @freefringefest. Claptrap, out.
#comedy#standupcomedy#edfringe@BeckyPcomedy @jessiestandsup