Rebecca Herman

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

@CheggHelp I want to speak with a representative not tweet at you. Considering your phone service says Mon-Fri that should be made possible

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

@LaurenDelTurco this is the anthem to my life

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

Since when did it become acceptable to take off your clothes and try something on in the middle of a store? #onlyathollister

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

"If you have to throw up you should run away from the dinner table, but farting here is okay." -grandpa #wisewords

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

Paintball should be an Olympic sport where the Navy Seals just dominate

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

Don't fuck with the North Koreans, they will delay the Olympics if you mess with their flag #overreaction

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

Since all water is recycled, I like to believe that dinosaurs swam in the water I shower in.

[Sarcasm Machine @Sarcasm_Machine]

Pressing A too fast and having to talk to the Pokemon Center's nurse again was by far the worst part of my childhood.

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

Got tipped while working at Hollister. Couldn't feel any more like an escort if I tried.

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

Dad calls to tell me he won't be making lamb chops for dinner tomrrow night #thanksdad

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

"Oh no, you promised me there would be more spiders #mikesullivan #arachnaphobia

[Rebecca Herman @Becky_Herman]

@LaurenDelTurco probably not a good idea to have your boyfriend chase a fox #firsttweet