Becky Biscuit 💙🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪

Mum of 2 students and slave to my allotment.

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

American Veteran has a word for Trump and Zelensky.

Take two mins…

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

New Banksy just dropped.

[Viviane: RNLI supporter, no Burnham fan @LaindonFEMINIST]

Tip to MSM:

90% of us aren’t affected by private school fees or farmers death duties. It holds no interest. Move on to buses, water companies and the NHS. That’s what we care about. Things that affect us and our families.

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

The farmers demonstration today is the establishment trying to bring down the Labour government.

Don’t fall for it.

[. @jdpoc]

Investors (non-farmers) were responsible for 56% of UK farmland purchases last year. (Strutt & Parker)

Farmers are being squeezed out.

Not by IHT, but by tax-dodgers.

Those same tax-dodgers who are now supported by, er, farmers.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

No matter how bad things seem to be right now, take consolation in the fact that none of it will matter in 100 years, when climate change has killed you all.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

How Musk broke Twitter and helped elect Trump
(Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam)

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

There is only one good response to the outcome of the American elections …

MEGA …

Make Europe Great Again ! 🇪🇺

[Pete 😷 #COVIDisAirborne @PeteUK7]

Just seems appropriate today.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

If Nigel Farage wants to be a politician commentator, he should be one.

He shouldn't take the respected office of MP and then neglect his constituency.

What an utter disgrace.

RT if you agree.

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Jon Harding 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @_i0n]

Abolish the duchesses, dukes & dames
Abolish the viscounts, viscountess & marchionesses
Abolish the marquises, marquesses & barons
Abolish the baronesses, lords, ladies & earls
Abolish the princes & princesses
Abolish the consorts & dowager queens
#AbolishTheMonarchy
#NotMyKing

[Becky Biscuit 💙🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪 @Beckybiscuit123]

@anon_opin So true!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic, egoistic, egotistic, narcisstic, solipsistic, chauvinistic, jingoistic, nihilstic, terroristic, antagonistic, opportunistic, animalistic, cannibalistic (unproven), racist, sexist, classist, ableist, isolationist, segregationist, white supremacist, homophobic, transphobic, galeophobic, bathmophobic, shameless, shameful, pitiless, pitiful, helpless, hurtful, friendless, foeful, serial defaulting, sexual assaulting, criminally addicted, thirty-four-count convicted, justice obstructor and document-hoarder and subject of court order after court order, buck-passing, bus-throwing, dog-whistling, fear-sowing, race-baiting, rage-stirring, all-hating, omni-slurring, spirit-crushing, money-hushing, secrets-blabbing, pussy-grabbing, climate-denying, Putin-complying, fast-food-scarfing, soda-snarfing, slush-fund-diverting, Epstein-frequenting, Kim Jong Un-flirting, NATO-dissenting, tchotchke-shilling self-styled Messiah, diplomacy-killing global-pariah, rebellion-provoking, complicity-cloaking, coup-stoking, bear-poking, election-losing, falsely-accusing, republic-destroying, Giuliani-employing, deceitful, deceiving, deceptive, designing, dissembling, duplicitous, dubious, devious, untrusted, untruthful, treacherous, treasonous, Roget’s-thesaurus-exhaustingly traitorous, awful, unlawful, eats-crow-by-the-jawful, vain, insane, got-rocks-in-the-brain, hypocritical, parasitical, horrible-stain-on-the-body-political, bullying, bullying, bullying, stop bullying!, self-absorbed, self-admiring, self-concerned, self-important, self-obsessed, self-conceited, self-involved, self-regarding, self-seeking, self-serving, self-defeating, self-fulfilling, apparently self-loving, actually self-loathing, abusive, befuddled, corrupting, destructive, embittered, fallacious, grotesque, horrendous, indignant, judgmental, kowtowing, lethargic, malicious, neurotic, obnoxious, pathetic, quick-tempered, resentful, sadistic, tormented, upsetting, vindictive, washed-up, xenophobic, yammering, zombified, awkwardly autocratic, fecklessly fascist, totally-not-ready-for-totalitarianism, strongman except for the strong part, Mussolini without the muscle, Needy Amin, intellectually bankrupt, spiritually bankrupt, morally bankrupt, literally bankrupt, leather-jerkined, crystal-buttoned, knot-pated, caddis-gartered, sodden-witted, elvish-marked, rumbumptious, disloyal, unworthy, discouraging, unhappy, dismissive, unpleasant, disdainful, unhealthy, disinterested, uncaring, disorganized, unfeeling, rage-tweeting, misspelling, ALL CAPS ABUSING!, flat-footed, weak-kneed, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, stony-hearted, tiny-handed, sticky-fingered, “yeti-pubed”, “toadstool-penised”, thin-skinned, cold-blooded, bone-unspurred, stiff-necked, bald-faced, slack-jawed, double-tongued, foul-mouthed, snot-nosed, shifty-eyed, beetle-browed, soft-brained, narrow-minded, where-do-you-even-begin-haired, wolfish, boorish, waspish, sheepish, apeish, piggish, sluggish, slothful, catty, fishy, squirrely, weaselly, snake, skunk, cuckoo, chicken, one-term, twice-impeached, three-far-right-Justice-appointing, four-time indicted, Fifth Amendment-cowering, six-time insolvent, G7-detested, eight-year-term-limited, 9/11-valor-stealing, Ten Commandments-exploiting, Chapter Elevened, 12-member-jury convicted, angry, broken, clueless, dreary, eerie, feeble, gutless, heartless, idle, joyless, klutzy, leery, morbid, nasty, oafish, painful, queasy, rabid, shabby, tiresome, unstable, vicious, whiny, X-rated, yapping zero.

[Jamison Daniel @AntiquarianMuse]

Trump says there’s no empty seats and the cameraman goes rogue

Live fact checks at trump rallies now

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Tourism eh?

With nearly 10 million visitors every year, Versailles is one of the most visited historic sites in the world.

That is 20 times as many visitors as Buckingham Palace.

NB. No monarch needed.

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

The right are getting upset about parents who may struggle to afford VAT on private education. But no one gets upset about parents who may struggle to afford school uniforms, or even school dinners. If education is SO important why’s it not important for EVERY child?

[Becky Biscuit 💙🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪 @Beckybiscuit123]

@JANUSZCZAK Splendid use of the giant strawberries tonight!