Goth Girl Spit is now a real energy drink that you can actually buy thanks to Echelon
Real spit was only used for "testing purposes only" and the citrus-flavoured drink has already sold out
Came out to my dad as pansexual in a marks and spencers cafe, he doesn't say anything just leaves the table leaving me stunned and in tears
Reappears 10 minutes later and hands me a frying pan. Turns out hes supportive just couldn't resist the fuxking dad joke
I think a not-insignificant part of this neurosis is that he basically selected his IVF children to be male, and the idea of one actually being a daughter he takes as a personal insult