Florida Woman 🇺🇸

Native born, lifelong Floridian. Proud to be MAGA.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@PolkCoSheriff Steve's girlfriend was last seen pawning copper to make bail.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@CalliopeHeeHee @StraightFlorida @JamesUthmeierFL He didn't litter, the cans in his other hand when he turns around.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@johnnysrq @StraightFlorida He has the can in his left hand when he turned around. He just gave it a quick Hell Yeah Snap and switched hands, like the true Swamp Ninja he is.

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Nothing screams pure Florida quite like treating a prehistoric swamp assassin like a $5 Harbor Freight multi-tool.

This tipsy swamp Macguver leans over the boat, shoves a cold one straight into the gator’s mouth, and uses its front tooth like a armored can opener to puncture the can so they can shotgun it.

Pure Florida ingenuity mixed with an extra chromosome.

Look at the sheer heartbreak on that dinosaur’s face when he gets used and discarded. The gator thought he was finally getting initiated into boys’ night — maybe even scoring a cold one for himself. Instead he got used as a living can opener and left ghosted like a Tinder date who realized he was broke.

The disappointment is palpable. That gator didn’t just swim away — he’s out there right now, circling with pure spite and alcohol withdrawal, plotting his revenge. By tonight he’ll be lurking under docks with a serious taste for domestic light beer and a salted human thigh.

Don’t leave your coolers unattended, boys. The local wildlife is officially on a bender and they’re coming for the 12-pack.

Only in Florida. Absolute chaos. 🐊🍺

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@UKFREEDOMUNITE I just message back saying it's the ugliest thumb I have ever seen.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@Afrantz7 @FREAKMMA1 You are right this wasn't about America's birthdate, that's generally celebrated on July 4th.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@MALee76327666 @LightOnLiberty @CoVet_81 I was thinking the same thing. It could have been yellow flies, just going by whelp size.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@BamaSaltyMarine @ConsciousCallus And birth control. If you can't afford to feed yourself, now is a bad time to be popping out children you can't afford to take care of.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@SecretAgent2025 @Dedicata @Aku_700 A chop and drop would set a proper example.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Their poor children got booed, other children got rated and murdered by the immigrants they support. This should be a wake up call to them.

[Straight Florida @StraightFlorida]

Florida Man vs. Gator: Cop edition

Cop: “Yeah I’m not touching that.”

Florida Man: barefoot, zero fucks, full WWE on hot asphalt. Snatches the gator like it’s a drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and struts off carrying it.

This is why we own the state. 🐊💪😂

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@StraightFlorida @EvanPower @LauraLoomer @NickJFuentes @RogerJStoneJr @TuckerCarlson @ByronDonalds Fishback stole his look from Jeff Goldbum. I'm voting for Jay Collins!

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@StraightFlorida https://t.co/q4clVuRqdd

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

This is why I love living in Polk County.

[War Correspondent @warDaniel47]

🚨 JUST IN: BASED Florida Sheriff Grady Judd goes full RED PILL MODE on thug "teen takeovers"

"Listen — that's NOT going to work in Polk County! I GUARANTEE you, they start acting a fool, tearing up businesses, fighting in the streets? We're gonna LIGHT THEM UP, ALL OF THEM!"

"And then mommy and daddy, if you don't hold them accountable personally? We're gonna LOCK THEM UP, TOO!"

"Or charge you civilly, depending on which laws we can plug in. But parents, hold your children accountable so we don't have to. We will hold them accountable if you make us, but then we're going to hold you accountable too!"

🔥🔥🔥

"There's a whole lot of laws that not only hold juveniles responsible, adults responsible, but parents responsible for your children's conduct to include juvenile curfews."

Florida is awesome! ☀️

[A.S 🇺🇲🫡 @Samdani4232]

🚨 WOW. Border Czar Tom Homan just gave the PERFECT response to Pope Leo

"I'm a lifelong Catholic. I wish they'd STAY OUT of immigration, they don't know what they're talking about."

"Because if they wore my shoes for 40 years, and talked to a 9-year-old girl that got r*ped multiple times, or stood in the back of a tractor trailer with 19 dead aliens at my feet, including a 5-year-old boy that baked to death, if they understood the atrocities that happened on the open border, I think their opinion would change!"

"And I welcome discussion with any of them, because they don't understand illegal immigration is not a victimless crime."

"Where President Trump had the most secure border in the lifetime of this nation, right now, lives are being saved. He's saving thousands of lives a year because he has a secure border!"

"Human traffickers are out of business, right? The cartels are going bankrupt because of that secure border. I wish they'd understand that."

"Because if they did, I think they'd have a different opinion."

Mic drop.

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@StraightFlorida Where's Karen's girlfriend? It would have been funnier watching 2 gay obese Snow Karens trotting and screaming. 🤣🤣

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@SteveGuest @ScottJenningsKY They never have a meltdown over rich leftists! What about Oprah, Bill Gates, etc? They hate Elon because he gave us a voice.

[Donnie Cope @dcopechatter]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Tens of thousands of Spencer Pratt voters are now receiving rejection letters from the county clerk saying that their ballots were not counted due to signature irregularities. Yet, Governor Gavin Newsom just passed legislation that would make it illegal for anyone conducting oversight, to contest signatures that they deemed fraudulent. Democrats allow ballots to be signed with an X, a -, or a 🙂 to pass and count, but all of a sudden, only Republican signatures are being flagged for irregularities, rejected, and not counted. 🤔 One of these California Republican voters said that his signature has been on file for over 20 years and there has never been an issue until he voted for Spencer Pratt. Nithya Ramen has beaten Spencer Pratt by less than 3000 votes. There are at least 18,000 Pratt voters who received this letter saying their votes were rejected.

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 I’m a Black man, a proud conservative, and a follower of Jesus Christ.

When I see protesters outside the Collin County Courthouse chanting “FUCK WHITE LIVES!” after Karmelo Anthony’s sentencing for murdering Austin Metcalf, my soul grieves.
This isn’t justice. This isn’t “community.” This is demonic hatred — plain and simple. All lives are made in the image of God. Every single one. Black, White, Brown — doesn’t matter.

Celebrating the loss of any innocent life, or cheering on evil because of skin color, is straight from the pit of hell.
And here’s the truth they don’t want you to say out loud: When Black conservatives, Christians, or truth-tellers like me call this out, we get labeled “traitors,” “Uncle Toms,” or “betrayers of the community.”
Let them talk.

I’d rather be disliked by some in my own community than stand before a Holy God and be found guilty of excusing evil, hating my neighbor, or twisting justice for racial points.
My allegiance is to Christ first — not color, not tribe, not political pressure.

“Woe to those who call evil good and good evil…” (Isaiah 5:20)
I choose truth over tribe. Light over darkness. God over man.
Who else is tired of the hate? Drop a 🙏 if you stand for real justice — not skin color.
#AllLivesMatterToGod #FaithOverFear #TruthOverTribe

[Florida Woman 🇺🇸 @Becrob863]

@zaralovesclauds @SNS_Anon Carmelo deserved getting pushed out the tent, he was asked to leave 15 times and the dastardly didn't listen.