Bed Mom

In bed since 1975. Lover of astrology and true crime. (separately)

[Jodi Arias Updates @JodiAnnArias]

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[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

Still waiting for the kids. I know they’ll show. #bed

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

It’s gonna be a hard Christmas. I promised them last year I would get out of bed to celebrate and worked really hard at it for 362 days. I can’t muster the energy. All of this laying is exhausting! Hopefully @santa will still bring me something even if it’s not my kids.

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

Bed update: bed #bed #sleepys #sertaperfect

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

you ever burn your tongue on hot coffee and realize life is a lie?

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

Bed is beddar. #bed

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

@kfc ❤️👌🏾

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

mmm, fall flavors…pumpkin, cinnamon, leaf, mitten, darkness

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

Nothing ever happens on Mars. #mars #bed #bedd

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

advent calendar but it’s a carton of eggs you get to smash one each day for 12 days

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

24 more days until I might see my kids @kids #kids #bed #bedchrist

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

I’m not sure I mentioned this but I fractured my medius bone and now I have to eat bagels off of a string that I wear around my neck. How many calories are in a bagel? #bed #bagel

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

@TayZonday Sex.

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

@CarvelIceCream 🎖

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

@DennysDiner Scrunchies!

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

@kfc Will this fit over a queen sized bed? Thx. #bed

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

I try and be a problem solver but I do not succeed. I’m not sure if I mentioned but recently i fractured my medius in a minor to non- accident in or around my bed area. I need my kids to help roll me over. The point is I ran out of twigs.

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

Which channel is the bachelor on? I think my daughter watches that and I want to have something to talk to her about if I see her on Christmas? ##bachellr #bachleor #abc

[Bed Mom @BedMom4L]

30 days until I might see my kids. It’s been a rough year. I thought adopting a few dogs would fill the void but I almost had to leave bed so I returned them. I miss my kids. #bedkids #bed

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

you cannot beat a claw machine with greed in your heart