Bedbug Fan Club

Who doesn't love bugs
that infest and irritate
oh... everyone.

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@JohnRMoffitt As a bed bug, I
look forward to spreading all
over Europe, bro!

#BedBugSummit #BedBugBrothel #BloodMealsOnWheels

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@BuyingAir Come on, dear MC!
You're suggesting that we starve!
We need those blood meals!

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@mma4231987 We're continental!
Trump's guests will be our breakfast,
so I guess... kinda?

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@thor_benson Great question, there Thor!
The answer is: YOU KNOW IT!
Bed bugs love bed bugs.

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@NBCNews General Mattis
I regret to inform you
You are a bed bug.

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

Thank you, Donald Trump!
So many blood meals coming!
Doral G-Seven!

#BedbugSummit #TrumpBedBugs #AwwYiss

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

Brave and powerful
Bret Stephens is afraid and
cowardly backed out.

https://t.co/iWPNpaWs9C

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@BillCorbett You will never take
me alive, Corbett! I would
die before that, sir!

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@nytimes This is called a purge
when dictators pull this shit
(cull non-loyalists)

#TrumpBedBugs #ThisIsNotNormal #PartyOverCountry

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@MSNBC @maddow Amen, Liz Warren.
Richest nation in the world
Needs to lead in change.

#CommonSense #ChangeTheGame #GetTheBedbugsOut

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@MSNBC Who would send you now?
You'd only poison the well.
Go home and stay there.

#ByeByeBoris #AintTheSharpestToolInTheShed #ButHeIsATool

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@NBCNightlyNews Boris, you should know
A pigeon died on your head.
AND: You're a fascist.

#BorisShambles #BrexitShambles #NoNoDealBrexit #Fascist

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@nytimes It isn't your phrase
Knock that dumb shit off, LeBron.
Copyright BED BUG.

#TacoTuesday #DumbNews #DontBeLikeLeBron

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@NBCNews Trump -- if I wanted
to hear an asshole, I would
have farted. Jack ass.

#TrumpBedBugs #TrumpGibberish #Imbecile

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@MSNBC Crenshaw looks like an
iffy off-brand Bond villain
"Gun lovin' bed bug"

#CrenshawsRecord #ProGun #AntiEducation #AntiAsylum

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@MSNBC @MattMcBradley Sleep well, oh, U.K.,
Thank you, Rebels and Labour,
We must think it through.

#BrexitShambles #Brexit #FundedByRussia #TribalPolitics

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@MSNBC Poor fascist Boris!
Failed at tribal politics,
British reason wins!

#BorisJohnson #BedbugBoris #TribalPolitics #EnglandPrevails

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@nytimes Trump diverted funds;
FEMA to the Racist Wall.
Remember this fact.

#TrumpBodyCount #TrumpVanity #AmericansInTrouble #ComplicitGOP

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@WSJ To the edge we're lead
by the worst things in our hearts.
We must be better.

#BetterThanBoris #CoupOnHold #StopTheCoup

[Bedbug Fan Club @BedbugStephens]

@NBCNews He tried to force it;
Circumvent democracy
Boris the bed bug.

#BrexitVote #BorisJohnsonDictator #FascistScum

https://t.co/5qnDmI2zIQ