Beddly

My name is Stinky Trashcan

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Drag Shows : Liberals :: Midget Wrestling : Conservatives

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@LyleRath I love you Lyle, you look like Steve Carrell if he became a dishwasher and that's all I need from my fav content creators ❤️

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Them: "Oh you wanna just lay in bed all day? That's depression!"

Me: "Nah, I'm happy. I'm just snug as a bug in a rug and you're mad about it."

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@PregameDischarg Unironically my favorite intro of them all

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-Ford v Ferrari (2019)
-Ferrari (2023)
-Ford (?)
Gearhead Cinematic Universe, I'm callin it

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"Don't like trucks? Don't buy nothin. No problem!"
Who the fuck has a vendetta against semi trucks?

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"God makes lightning, Harleys make Thunder!"
Nuh uh, God's playing bowling with the angels you fucking ding-dongs.

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Today, I'm addicted to olive oil and toast. Idk what that means, but I feel like that's very basic and white of me.

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@KaiserNeko This really expands to any content creators. That's what sort of helped me grow out of some of them. I could tell that they were just making content to cater to audiences for views when they just couldn't care less about the content itself. I hate watching that.

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Watching Napoleon Dynamite and realizing that modern hipster culture likes to copy his fashion sense in a post-ironic way.

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A Ford Bronco but the word "BRONCO" is replaced by "BONER". There you go, shut up, you're welcome.

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The internet is a fucking cesspool and no one is able to disagree with me

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I think people who live in the southeast US generally treat Twitter with the same respect as tabloids so I literally do not know any close friends within a 50 mile radius of me that has anything to do with Twitter.

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#NewProfilePic

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@LyleRath Listen, I work in the medical field and yeah you're right it happens. It smells and it's stinky, literally and spiritually. Take care of your colons fuckers.

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@youngfishgod U look like an angry toddler who found his way to the top of something he's not supposed to be on top of and I love you for it

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If you consistently use terms like "grind" and "hustle" unironically on your social media, there's a good chance you'll end up on my list of people who I think will approach me with a pyramid scheme.

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@CutliffSteven No but I will now. Thank you for enabling a new addiction.

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@_jedi_jesus_ There was a nurse who was pulled to our floor (which was full of cases at the time) who claimed that he wasn't worried about wearing a mask and only wore them because the hospital said so. He had 2 COVID-19 patients and still didn't believe it was real.

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Not to be unappreciative of my wonderful opportunity to go to nursing school, it's just stupid busy. In fact, I'm procrastinating on studying for a test tomorrow, which will hopefully only take me til midnight tonight.

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Honestly, I'm digging twitter way more than facebook right now, since I only follow goofy folks from the internet and friends that bother to look for me on here. It's frickin' dope but I can't stay on because nursing school is a bitch. Oh well, everything in moderation.