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[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@SedonaAZ At 10am on May 16th your NB 179 traffic sign message said “TRAILHD LOTS FULL / LOCAL TRAFFIC ONLY” Meanwhile, the parking lot at Broken Arrow trailhead looked like this. Did you geniuses forget to change your weekend message or do you always lie to visitors?

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@YinTheVirgo @gvylen Here's a Divine message from beemo just for you: https://t.co/5efqODVM0W

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@hulu @hulu_support $45 a month for this? https://t.co/kldOmgrSgR Hire better developers.

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@LuckOLT @AustinKeyss Don't give a shit

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@realDonaldTrump STFU clown

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@internetofshit I like the part where they want me to install another app. Like they haven't fucked that up already with messenger...

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@RacismFactory

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@girlie_mac

[KIRO Newsradio 97.3 FM🎙 @KIRONewsradio]

Last night we captured surveillance footage of a vandal trying to break in to one of our employee's vehicles in our parking lot. While the suspect is still at large, we took the liberty to have John Curley give his play-by-play of the incident.

Take a listen 🔊

[diplo @diplo]

I already played movement in 2012 . before u got lost at burning man on ketamine and googled the Belleville three on your southwest flight back to Minnesota https://t.co/ilmMc8ssOr

[shitty car mods @shittycarmods_]

Found this thing a few months ago… via Shitty_Car_Mods

[diplo @diplo]

Listens to Soundcloud once

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I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Every single Gen X'er should be outraged as we watch a bunch of septuagenarian and octogenarians load another 1.5 trillion in debt on the backs of our pre teen and teen age kids. The beggaring of the country for special interest donations is immoral

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

hey gordon ramsey you think you are so smart and good at cooking, try walking across a ten foot piece of lettuce, causing it to drop down on top of a sentient walking hot dog man, killing him. you are shit compared to the burger time chef. you are nothing

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

My heart goes out to the family of Mr. Manson at this time.

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Make your own wekpidea

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@brogadishu

[samuel_sammich @BeeMo]

@chrisoncode @OyeTunji__ @McZlatan_io I think you just answered your original question. Don't forget, you'll be able to say chris.af is tight af.