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@ChrisEvans sometimes it's like this

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@ChrisEvans Omg too cute 😍😭

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@ChrisEvans I've set up three, recurring monthly donations. NNAF, ACLU and Elevated Access which is a network of volunteer small-plane pilots that transport people for abortion & gender-affirming healthcare.

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@MichelleObama @ChrisEvans They didn't stop abortions today, they stopped SAFE abortions.

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*movie starts on tv*
Me: whatcha watchin'?
Spouse: a movie.
M: about?
S: people, places & things.

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@ChrisEvans The questions aren't the important part, tbh.

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@ChrisEvans Happy Birthday Daddy.

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Spouse *watching a Mission Impossible movie instead of an Ocean's Eleven movie*
Me: does your boyfriend George Clooney know you are seeing Tom Cruise on the side?!
Spouse: it's an open relationship.

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@ChrisEvans So cute!

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@ChrisEvans Aww, sounds like a loy more fun than I just had watching a congressional hearing for 2 hours.

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Me *after 4 hours of cleaning*: this house is clean.
Spouse:
S:
S:
M: nothing?!
S: nope.
M: did you recognize the Poltergeist quote?
S: yup.
M: any comment?
S: nope.
M *sighs for 30 years*

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@ChrisEvans Heartbroken, again. I've lived through decades of this.

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@ChrisEvans Aww, sweet.

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@ChrisEvans Lone wolves all come from the same pack...

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Me *sniffing*: stupid fanfiction making me cry.
Spouse: maybe you should stop reading it.
M: maybe you should go eat a bag of dicks.
S: no thank you, not hungry.

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@ChrisEvans Can't wait for streaming. I get panic attacks in theaters, haven't been in one in a decade.

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@ChrisEvans Thank you for always caring about your fans.

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(I have a dentist appointment tomorrow for a cracked tooth)

Me *farts*
Spouse: can the dentist fix that crack too?

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Me: I'm using a tiny baking sheet so have to do this in batches. I'll bring you dinner, then half an hour later I'll have mine. DON'T wait for me to get my dinner to eat yours. Are you capable of eating before everyone has their meal?
Spouse: ...we'll see.

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Me: dinner tonight will be potato cakes with dill & broccoli and a spicy cashew sauce.
Spouse: hold the broccoli.
M: in bed? I already do, that's how I put love in my meals. Also, the cakes are baked, not fried, so don't think these will be like latkes.
S: tsk. I'll order pizza.