Hudson Beebe

cotton-headed ninny-muggins

[Hudson Beebe @BeebeHudson]

Donna & the Dynamos invented cunt

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

> No Tax on Boat Loan Interest Act

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“Which ad experience do you prefer?” I literally don’t give a fuck what happens to me

[abcdent @abcdentminded]

Insanely lucky break that animals like to be pet. Really not much you could do with most of them otherwise. But I've got hands and you like to have the top of your head touched, looks like we're in business

[temple runner @misscalcula]

weird me out? no. you’ve weirded me in. let’s merge souls

[ٰ @moralgrey]

pausing my book to discuss it with my walls

[weather @dsxf234161]

it snew

[໊ @botoxfein]

i cringe every time i think about how i once described myself as “sensual” during a job interview…….

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Is it not clucking to you that I’m standing on chick ness!

Lol I’m just joking around with you guys. This world we in which we live is truly fascinating and each and every moment a gift.

[Matt McCusker @mattwritesbooks]

Hoping everyone has an extraordinarily chill Friday that bleeds into a low-key Saturday charged with subtle erotic energy.

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

i do not set ‘reminders’, i do not ‘structure’ my tasks, i do not ’write things down’. i RAWDOG it. and if i do not remember, i don’t DO IT.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

You need to be side quest maxxing. Get your pilots license. Get scuba certified. Go sky diving. Get your coastal cruising certificate. Become a sommelier. Get every niche / pointless certificate & license you can.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

17 years ago, Amanda Seyfried & Dominic Cooper invented bisexuality in 'Mamma Mia'

[Jay @jaybronious]

That one coworker at Astronomer who always knew something was going on but never had proof until the Coldplay clip came out.

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

Too many YouTube video essayists are failed actors and not enough are failed academics

[nuz @punishednuz]

it's her day