opened my strawpage after forgetting about it-
HELLO
LOOKING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG PEEPERS- hellooo there ban hammer, i am a good crewmate trust
#phighting
They're twins!
Ban Hammer has to deal with Subspace trying to kill medkit, Medkit from running to the cult, and two newspawns who adore one another.
Momma was right about mortals being messy.... But he loves his daughters too much to mind.
I love designing fankids!
#phighting
@PearlConjurer I've picked their gears out, the subhammer child gear is, the subspace debonair disguise! and the medhammer one is a version of the healing orb!
Still trying to figure out their names ,w,
(i know there's a canon healing orb, but i know there are different versions of gears so~)
Imagine being so exhausted from labor and having two perfect babies, and your baby daddies are phighting.
Yeah Ban Hammer has his hands full with these guys thats for sure!
Medkit and Subspace need to learn to behave!!!
#phighting
@RealReaperOwO they both inherited ban hammer's love, but when they're throwing a tantrum, they have that blackrockian hatred in their eyes.
so cold...
@Static_Vesper Valk and Dom, while being ban's nephews, ARE SO HYPED they're uncles now after all.
Sword is cool with it, happy that medkit found someone really. and he loves his niecies. They're so cute!
@Static_Vesper windforce is proud of her son for getting a harem.
Venomshank doesn't mind.
Darkheart recalls the days he had with Zuka
Ice Dagger doesn't care as long as they're happy.
Firebrand is worried that when they pass ban hammer might blow something up
Ghostwalker is proud.
Illumina is-