It's 2026. Your lab throws the biggest Halloween party to celebrate the Death of Mathematics. PIs are wasted in the coffee room, Phds and postdocs dance around a bonfire from obsolete preprints, even Reviewer 2 is having fun
And then the DJ (Fields medal) throws this banger 🎉
All were just wasting their time and getting paid for it; but if i had to choose, then obvious the germans were were the most complex and thorough in their nonsense intellectual works.
I'm happy to announce the launch of JHM, the Journal of Handwritten Mathematics.
Every manuscript must be written by hand using a fountain pen, and delivered by snail mail.