Bev Chan

everybody dies but not everybody lives

[Bev Chan @Beeebs_]

Me: hey google, what are the ingredients in five-spice

Google home: here is the sound that artic foxes make *bark bark bark*

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@chrtisy if you're walking in the middle of a sidewalk that doesn't have that much room or not walking in a straight path - enemy!!!

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@chrtisy whenever i answer the question, the reply is often "i meant astrology not zodiac"

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@chrtisy lolll

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@zkregi congrats regina!!!

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@chrtisy its because we are 30+

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Why do the British public consistently make the wrong choices when voting in love island 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@chrtisy The miracle of life

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my version of the roman empire is the song that jigglypuff sings to put other pokemon to sleep

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@chrtisy its because you have hilarious commentary and internal dialogue

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@margzhang oh it feels so good i have to jump the octave!!

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@margzhang lol im crying

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@margzhang i want!!!

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My mom acting like shes not the source of my self doubt and constant need for external validation lolllll

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@ChrisTokita @AbundantHousing love this! we need more folks like you!

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@chrtisy I already have astigmatism. Next! Lol

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@lolasaysholaa me too :)

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@margzhang the devil truly wears prada <3

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@chrtisy oo I enjoyed this book! (slow start for me but very glad I finished it)