Deadass B

Nothing beats a Jet-2 Holiday!

[Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters]

REVEALED: Here Are the Mainstream Journalists on China’s Payroll 🚨

I exclusively uncovered the identities of prominent U.S. journalists flown to China by a CCP-linked influence operation seeking “favorable coverage” and “positive messages” about Beijing. 🧵

[Emily Saves America @emilysavesusa]

It’s crazy we work to make money which is basically worth nothing and then we give it all back to them by paying taxes. We eat food we know makes us sick. We pay for water. It’s all a simulation.

[Johnny St.Pete @JohnMcCloy]

🔥👀🇺🇸 THE LEGEND OF “MAGA TYSON” WAS BORN TODAY.
If you put a megaphone with a BLARING SIREN in someone’s ear that w/ the intent to permanently deafen them…that is CONSIDERED ASSAULT & you can defend yourself.
He was tossing out HUMPTY DUMPTIES to every single one of them that ATTACKED HIM.

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

Texas high school football team send off from their dads 🔥

They won 48-21

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Alex is so spot on

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

Sam Hyde 100% nails it..

[DRE ⚡️ @DRESPITFACTS]

I gotta stop smoking 🤦🏾‍♂️ my high ass been looking for my sandwich for like 10 mins 😩😩🤣

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

me as a drug dealer:

*giggling*

"we don't have coke, is Pepsi OK?"

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

When I say im going swimming, this what I be talking about 😂

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Humans now only make up 38.5% of internet traffic.

The other 61.5% is non-human (bots, hacking tools, etc).

[Denzel Curry @denzelcurry]

So die

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.