Beef Captain

For your horse!

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Vegas has "Gustavo Heisenberg Windsor" as the 3:1 favourite for the #royalbaby Turns out Will and Kate are really into #trueblood

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Text 'COOKIEMONSTER' to 5701 to vote for Cookie Monster for the next Pope. #futurevoting #2013 #papelsmear #getwiththetimes

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Locking myself in the bathroom for my pizza #conclave, not coming out until the toppings are chosen.

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Don't forget to jam some citrus in your cakeflap, it prevents scurvy. #tips #won'tpreventaidstho #foryourhealth

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4 years and 5000 Hot Pocket UPC's later equals one free watch. Also, free diabetes. #walterbrimley #oatmeal

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Ten minutes of my time equals one phone cozy. #crafty #iambatman #madskills

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Todays show is a thing near and dear to my heart. Thats right #snowstroms. How are they made? Can't make in your tub.

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Nrexus 4, I have 8 of 'em. They're good for calling your mom. It's not that hard ya dingus. #selphone

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@jesseprentice Way to go champ! That all bacon diet is starting to pay dividends.

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Great Lakes Brewery - Crazy Canuck "West Coast Pale Ale". Tasty.

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Nothing like coconut juice with pulpy bits on a cold day. #discountdrinks #tastesliketheinsideofawettennisball

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Snow. :\

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Biere francais! #beerworldtour

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Lithuanian beer, alright! #beerworldtour

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Dos playbooks.

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Autumn.

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My Arc reactor. It powers a computer that tries to figure out why Robert Downey Jr. still has a career.

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America would be a better place if the Star Spangled Banner was replaced with Pearl Jam's Rearviewmirrior. #classic #jamsandwitch #tigers

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The Crubs.

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Spending 3 large on halloween decorations means they go up in September it seems.