BC

One foot in the grave, one foot on a fresh banana peel

[BC @BeefCondor]

You know you tweet hot garbage when your most popular post is about the existence of colored paper

[BC @BeefCondor]

@hourly_shitpost I'm about to blow your mind

[BC @BeefCondor]

Is that soccer shit over yet?

[BC @BeefCondor]

But what if his buddy doesn't make Grown Ups 3?

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Actor Rob Schneider offers to pay the fines for any MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.

[BC @BeefCondor]

He seems like a great fit for the Raiders

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Next steps for Brendan Sorsby, per his agent Ron Slavin of Lift Management. Sorsby’s lawyers will withdraw the court filing in Texas today, which will make Sorsby ineligible again. Once that’s formalized, they’ll apply for the NFL Supplemental Draft, likely in next 24 hours.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[Brandon wants 1 million more neighbors @BRuddTweets]

The European mind cannot comprehend Cincinnati, Ohio.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

MAGAs are disgusting pedophiles

[BC @BeefCondor]

"Fuck bitches, get money"

[World's Amazing Things @Hana_b30]

What are the words?

[Remember That Dude? @RememberThtDude]

Remember this dude?

Steve Logan, Cincinnati 1998-2002

#GoBearcats #Bearcats

[BC @BeefCondor]

Let me know when you decide apathy or suicide

[BC @BeefCondor]

Holy fuck they restructured a contract

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Bengals have restructured the contract of QB Joe Burrow, per me and @AdamSchefter, creating $10M in cap room. This move allows Cincy to operate without putting themselves in a tough spot cap wise.

This is due in part to the cash needed for the Dexter Lawrence trade.

[BC @BeefCondor]

There is a sitting congressman that is 9 months older than Donald Duck

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Today is Donald Duck's 92nd birthday!

[Benjamin Solak @BenjaminSolak]

I’m at the Cincinnati Zoo today. I have seen the Brendan Sorsby ruling. I am going to continue focusing on the Cincinnati Zoo.

[Chad Brendel @ChadBrendel]

🤡🤡🤡

[Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP]

There really aren’t any rules. You just go to court. If it fails, go to court again until a judge says you’re all set.

Want a 7th year?

Sure

Broke rules?

Ahhhh, it’s fine.

There AREN’T any rules.

[John Sheeran @John__Sheeran]

There’s nothing you could show me about anything to do with the ncaa that’s going to shock me in 2026

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

Yep.

[BC @BeefCondor]

Imagine seeing a rainbow and the first thought in your mind is about gay men. Pretty weird, man. Says a lot about you. The hat ain't helping your case either

[Alexander Duncan @AlexDuncanTX]

The rainbow belongs to God, not gays.

[Sam Monson @SamMonsonNFL]

Takes a lot to put me on the same side as the NCAA, but this is it.

[BC @BeefCondor]

There's just no rules for anything anymore, huh? Lmao

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

A surprise: Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby has been granted the injunction he requested by a judge in District Court in Lubbock County, Texas, per @PeteThamel.

Sorsby is now expected to be eligible for the 2026 college football season and will not have to enter the NFL Supplemental Draft.

[Jay Hart @Jayleejnr]

I’ll say it until I’m blue in the face, taxpayers should not have to kick in a dime on these stadium projects. If you can’t afford to build one as an owner, maybe you shouldn’t own the team.