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[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

gonna shove my toes in his mouth if he starts acting right

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

i wanna go skinny dipping :p

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

@xJellyxRose omgg

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

godd i just wna eat u upp

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

can i come over and be weirdly quiet and use your lap as a pillow and never leave

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

didn't wake up with someone's hand wrapped around my tummy :<

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

thinking about how many times i've probably been killled in fuck marry kill

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

top me i deserve it

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

the inventor of envelopes is such a freak, wdym i have to lick it

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

they're going to put tariffs on dry humping next

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

so if vampires needs permission to come inside. does that mean

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

on the couch being gorgeous and evil

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

imagine being a squirter in the 1600s and they call u a witch

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

if i had a boyfriend i would perform science experiments on it

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

if you dont like being kissed on the lios dont be such a great friend

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

bro you're a good girl and you know it

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

just give him the ol' jfk (messy head at the backseat of a car)

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

everyone know why spiderman's suit so tight? is he a slut?

[beef ghurl @BeefGhurl]

(asking to cuddle) can we 99