DJ Jazzy Jaz

Tons of sarcasm packed into a 5 ft. 2 in. body.

she/her, they/them

bi ♥️💜💙 Latina. engineering education, change the system

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

Instead of fixing men, can I just teach them how to take better selfies?

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

In a shocking twist, taking my anxiety meds with a vodka soda does not taste good

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

I was asked if I studied English because I was reading a book at a bar... No sir, I'm just an engineer who likes to read and has a drinking problem

[paulvarghese @paulvarghese]

Don’t call them women’s rights if you’re gonna treat them as women’s wrongs.

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

Every time I see news of someone my age die in a car accident, I'm reminded how lucky I am to have gotten through two vehicular incidents. Please drive safe and always buckle up

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@just_jules19 Hi I love you and I'm so proud of you

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

You know that feeling of calling your mom to ask about cleaning your oven and she ends up making you cry cause she invalidates your feelings? Yeah.

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

Got a call from my wine dealer about a special deal and they took my explanation of "sorry, I'm getting a tattoo in a couple weeks" with no arguments

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

The tension between museum guest and museum security

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@spagooterman You came up on my fyp a couple days ago!!

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@just_jules19 Love love love you! No one documents my hair like you do 🤣🥰😘

[Simon (they/them) @DrilllKnight]

i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

Had a person comment "I need to eat like you do" while I was chowing down on a pulled pork sandwich. An amazing compliment <3

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

It's a good day to get a tattoo with my stimulus check

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@IrumZar Waiting to have access to it

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

Eating spicy food is a great way to remember to drink water, I'm gonna be SO hydrated

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

Taking the train to Baltimore has made me realize that train tracks are next to a lot of cemeteries...

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@twizzler95 This is the only reason why I haven't closed one of my credit card accounts and it's frustrating

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@twizzler95 Working in the dorms and at the UofA post office, I taught a lot of college students how to do it

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@mackenzieed19 Definitely agree. Nothing like hearing "no way you're from there cause you don't act like it". This isn't a monolithic wooorld

[DJ Jazzy Jaz @BeefJurkie]

@mackenzieed19 No no, they have a point. I'm not sure how to verbalize it but I can see it.