Beefmaster

One man, with wife, working the world

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@PaulKuharskyNFL I’m kinda impressed with space consistency though.

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I know we like to call it Gate Lice at the airport, but really it is a very intense microburst of FOMO. There’s a lot of people, you can’t hear the gate agent, it’s a natural breeding ground for anxiety.

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As somebody who frequently doesn’t like the Super Bowl halftime show, I kinda liked the World Cup halftime show. It was simple, and yet complex. If I didn’t care for an artist I just had to wait a minute. Lots of flavors to hit all the demographics.

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just a note to business owners out there. Make sure the email address listed on your website works. Especially if you dont give out a phone number for customers to contact you.

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@NashSevereWx Most of Spring Hill just got drenched.

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Guys, we need to figure out how to take our teenage sons to the gym, and teach them how to lift weights. Its just as important as learning to shave, tie shoes, and whatever else. If you don't know how, learn how to do it correctly together. It makes a difference.

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You can absolutely feel the energy in the air around my town and we are ready to pop for the #america250

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@ElectionWiz I got a bit of a chuckle from Trump saying "Thank You" to the AI projection.

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@Fightful Logistically for camera shots its helpful. The crew can move around a little. NO hard corners of obstruction for the crowd.

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@DefiantLs Just from this snippet, he's smiling, charming, engaging with those who regularly bash him. Kill your enemies with kindness.

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Kids are starting to speak out about data centers being built. What they don’t realize is that they are trying to prevent the technology that will do their homework for them. And provide more video game time.

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@jasonwhitlock I dont think "real" sports fans understand how many people go to games, the Superbow, Wrestlemania, etc, just to have a good time or make videos of themselves attending.

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@PenPizzaReport time to start checking chinese take out. They are on to you.

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it would be amazing if Home Depot or Lowes could let you build a shopping list or reminder in their phone app, and the moment you walk in the door you get a popup notifcation with all the items you needed to get but had forgotten about.

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School has been over for 2 hours. Im going to be taking bets on how long it takes before I hear "Im bored" or "what can I do" from the kids

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#Rooster, Steve Carell has a beautiful way of making you laugh and cry at the same time. And become incredibly invested in these fictional people finding actual happiness in life.

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It’s a beautiful morning to wake up to the best record in baseball @Cubs

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Why is it, every time I walk through Publix produce section, I feel the need to release a little toot. I look around, no women present. It smells absolutely awful, and lo and behold, a women come around the corner from the cereal aisle right into my bloodbath.

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Does anyone else in their 40's stop in the middle of email or text, and wonder if they are using a certain word correctly, and realize they aren't really sure of the definition to begin with. And then wonder if its been used wrong their entire life???

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If a man takes 10 seconds to figure out how to “push”
open the door to leave Chipotle, that should be the biggest red flag for a woman.