Beef Patty

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[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

Patty song of the day thread 🫣

[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

there is juan mata everywhere for those with the eyes to see

[Salford City FC @SalfordCityFC]

We are pleased to announce that Ollie Turton has signed a contract extension ✍️

We look forward to the new season with you, Turts 👊

#EFL

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@dwif____

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@p1ayingg LMAO

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@p1ayingg wow

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@HunterBiden yooooo my man wassup

[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

@p1ayingg them shits we’re so beast man

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type shit

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

When they sleep on you… tuck em in💯

[Flesh Prison Enjoyer @_theFleshPrince]

Making a frankenstein monster but all it does is jack off and scream

[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

miss big rack or whateva

[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

they cant stop lookin cause they think ur steve from minecraft

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

My glow up should be studied:

At 17 years old I was ignored, but just 2 years later I am the TOP Republican bachelor in the U.S.

Women cannot stop looking at me ✅
Liberal women cant resist me✅
Black women flock to me✅

This is what a patriotic alpha male looks like 👇

[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

I SAW THEM PIKMIN

[The Super Mario Galaxy Movie @supermariomovie]

They're ready for their close up. Don't miss The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: New study finds that nobody is more stressed than a 25-35 year old male who thinks time is running out, per Tirana Post.

[Conspiratorial Report @CnsprtrlRprt]

The lunar eclipse next week peaks on 3/3 at 3:33am. The implications are dire.

[Beef Patty @BeefPatty__]

I will be keeping a locket of Charlie and pim like a soldier leaving his wife for war

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type shit

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Ain’t nothing an ice cold Barq’s root beer and some tiddies won’t cure

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@p1ayingg is that a projector bruh