Tamum

I live out of spite and with love // She/They // 27
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over hydrated

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

I had a dream I got two cats and named them sashimi and bingus

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

@Garrett_Watts More pics of Gabe.

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

@Garrett_Watts This is Gabe. Aka Mr. Bones, Mr.Bonsey Jonsey (Alien reference) he was a stray for the first 5 years of his life so when my partner got him he had only 2 fangs and then had to get another removed. So he has 1 fang! Thats why his little tongue sticks out

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

I would believe in God if this happened.

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

What would you say to them? 🤔

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Lego price is your age plus 2 zeros

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Why havent we invented more fulfilling ways to put on shoes. They like gave up at velcro

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

I havent been the same since the network cancelled 'how its made'

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Without the infinity screen, the samsung s10+ was peak samsung phone model

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

The study of penis is penis class

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

They say your body craves what it needs so im pretty sure thats why I chain smoke cigarettes

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

I love MSG dude

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Let's gather round the campfireeee (its me and 2 friends in the rain around the roach)

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Death penalty for unruly kids

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Bro i thought id never have to take another test after I graduated high school smh

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Gary might be what radicalized me

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Dude I just Venus flytrapped a fruit fly and im not mad.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Happy Halloween!

If you’re MAGA, you don’t need to dress up, there’s nothing scarier you could be than what you already are! :)

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Im at a party and the dog is sneaking in the cooler to crunch ice cubes dude

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Can we pls ease up on the plundering

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

The salesman there phenomenal at his job

[Tamum @BeefskiTate]

Somr of my best memories start at Strickland Propaine