Bee.kay🐝💛

SURVIVING, NOT LIVING🧍🏽‍♀️

[Bee.kay🐝💛 @BeekayMoh]

Tumi the Barber every single day because he has nothing else to offer. #BBMzansiS6 #BBMzansi

[tomo @tomoparasite]

i rub my clit while scrolling on my phone but not in a sexual way

[nonie_nonz @nonz_nonie]

These people can't be alive.. 😭😭✋ Soze mahn..

[Sis' Lu @Titizma1]

Please Lord no. Tyler Perry will nake Jonasi a character that also sleeps with men😭😭😭✋🏽

[pops. @Mphod0lsk1]

At eduvos if you register in the morning by lunch you’ll graduate

[Benzo🦈 @_BenzoW]

📍

[yikes🪫 @ngishourthat]

“Bab’ Ndabee ungalali, k’shubile” 😭😭😭😭😭

[Wa malenga @Guyu_Maxakadzi]

@odedanilo @Dzungie007 When Muslims said "Salang Le Meleko" I felt that

[Sunday🌗 @hayin_uAvu]

Modimo le phara? Ja no anihloniphi nina

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

Don't invite me anywhere in May, my budget is R300 and I’ve already spent it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🧸 @_y3maya]

when i’m watching reels after a long day and a call comes in

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

I’ll attend The redbull symphonic when they call King Monada 👍🏾

[lepyatla.🤌🏽 @yws_nomsa]

“Shaudi ke mang , Motho ashu ore bitsa bo shaudi, rebo shaudi Rena?”
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

I don’t think I could ever confront a cheating partner 😂

I’d simply just leave without saying anything because there’s nothing to talk about.

[Sinethemba.🇿🇦 @cnehshuga]

The way my parents would make me return a Porsche I didn’t buy myself?? 😭

[willivm @u6achukwu]

“I was wondering if you could do me a favor?”

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

me at the first hint of nonchalance:

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

him: *responds to a story*
me: thank youu
him: so how have you been?

me:

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

“When are you gonna send me money for a haircut?”

[Ayomide💕 @Babyxx____]

“When are you going to cook for me?”