Taylor Lautner is the only one doing celebrity right. Take the money from your giant franchise and enjoy your quiet and unproblematic life. Marry a nice person with the same name as you. Practice your backflips in obscurity until Taylor Swift asks to see you.
Noodle passed away yesterday. The sweet old man brought us all so much joy, celebrate him today and celebrate your own babies at home. Please allow Jonathan the space to grieve and keep him and his close ones in your hearts today.
no disrespect to people who enjoy standing up and moving about but I like to be lying down, I like to be horizontal, I like to be in my bed with a book