Average Demonic Trio (Archived)

Ran by @SnowyIsSilly. NSFW DNI. Archived now, may come back. We’ll see. Follow my main or smth if you wanna interact with me out of parody.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

//Alright. So. Sorry about this but. I’ll be archiving this account now and signing out of it later. I just don’t have motivation for it, or as much of an interest in Helltaker as I used to. If you really wanna see me outta this account-

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

Stop adding me to these groupchats. I’m tired of seeing it, all it is. Is bitcoin and some other stupid shit. Quit it. It’s annoying.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

Okay okay, but hear me out, killing the other Loremaster would be really funny. Please?

[𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚞𝚜 @m0deezus2]

Should I boot Loremaster from this account.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 You haven't!? You're more stupid than I thought..

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 You're cowardly, nor will you get your hands on me, freak.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 One can dream.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 I came over because I want you gone.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 Oh no.. I'm so scared... Get out of my face.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 Well is it your only comeback?

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 Oh and we're BACK to this again.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 You're so lame.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

Right. Now, you might be asking yourself, 'Lore, just how difficult are these tests? What was in that phone book of a contract I signed? Am I in danger?' Let me answer those questions with a question: Who wants to make sixty dollars? Cash.

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

Greetings, friend. I'm Loremaster, CEO of Loremaster Science (Great name, I know) you've most likely used one of the many products we invented. But that other people have somehow managed to steal from us. Beelzebub can eat my bankrupt-

'Lore, the testing?'

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

//this is apparently the only image we have downloaded right now. And I am lazy again!

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

Looks like someone’s bad at their job..

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 //but they’re cute so they can stay

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

@m0deezus2 haha

[Average Demonic Trio (Archived) @BeelzebubGun]

No wonder I dropped this account lul