Beelzebub

New to this weird earthly media thing

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

say jk after sex so you stay a virgin

[HIM @DrippyHIM]

She got an alligator bag, top hat to match, prestine black on black

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Satan may be too scared to show his off but i can assure you that your good friend Beelzebub would be glad to show off the peen of a hell prince🍆

[Satan @s8n]

Can everyone please stop asking to see my ‘big red demon cock’

Thankyou.

[stetson job @chodebuddy]

They say that if you pretend to shake salt in your mouth you can taste it

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

@angels_pimp @kjanecaron Wack

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Satan does it for lights and likes
Im here to spread some old fashion evil

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Satans soft.
Follow me instead.
Evil recognize Evil right?

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Turning offspring into food?
Its like i got here and my jobs being done for me

[bri beibi ཐི⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @bribeibii]

I made a burrito today

[Sam @gravemistake_]

We are all lost in my ass... I WHEEZED

[rico @somethinglovely]

just give me the whole deck

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

@deadbeatdad_666 Oh absolutely!
Once you get to like day 28 without sleep you start seeing me and i give the best advice

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

You kno whats good for a broken heart?

Meth

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Gangrape and murder.

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Do it

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

Human: Go to Hell

Me: Fuck you I just got back

[Beelzebub @Beelzybubz666]

@s8n how's this thing work?

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

IF U LIKE WATERPARKS IMMA PUNCH U IN THE FACE

[the youngest garris @GarrisTrey]

Satisfaction is the Death of Desire is my GOAT album without a doubt

[ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @emptyxhead]

group chats are also horrifying I have a hard enough time maintaining a conversation and developing a friendship with 1 person at a time how tf am I gonna do that with 7