PlainOldAl

IG : Plain_Old_Al

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

Monopoly was invented in America. it is based on Atlantic City. the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the glorious state of New Jersey.

[KJADE STONE @shelivedinpeace]

nigga was named mike ‘the situation’

[Kae Dee 🧚🏽‍♂️ @Overdose_OnKase]

Mind you she looked a mess 😭😭😭

[santana @santanaxleigh]

Zeus Network & Now that’s tv really has people thinking they can just go around putting their hands on anybody in the real world without facing any repercussions😭

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

When 92% of the population puts off or abandons medical care due to fear of financial ruin, you’ve got yourself a shithole country.

[Mrs B @attackdogX]

Animals are actually smarter than us because in their packs, they don’t allow the weaker or retarded ones to lead them.

[Covie @covie_93]

Having sailors trying to jump off ships during a war you won 37 times is not a good look.

[ria ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @AQUAKTTY]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

“The past was erased, the erasure was forgotten, the lie became the truth." — George Orwell, 1984

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

NEW: The USS Abraham Lincoln was supposed to come home in May — instead, under Trump's Navy, its sailors are grinding through a ninth month at sea with no end date, and the crew is so broken that multiple have attempted suicide. This should be a national scandal.

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Remember in like March/April 2020 when Trump didn't like how high the COVID rate was getting so he suggested we just stop testing for it

[Kdot @ItsKdott_]

Do NOT buy no washing machine on Marketplace I got home and this bihh need quarters

[7% (or better) 🇯🇲 @gregNEVERchills]

They shot chris brown over that move omg

[❄︎ @THEEBLIZZRD]

Papa Bear:

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

This is gonna be on fox news tomorrow morning

[Deeda Weeda aka DMAN 🇵🇸 @DeemTheDreem]

so these geniuses first public interview (while being accused of murdering a black boy) is with a black man who is known for saying shit like the Black Wall Street massacre was black people's fault.

they did that shit. unquestionably.

[CND @crashoutbandico]

When I saw that pinned tweet I knew she was not playing

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.

Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.