Beenie Bender

' Welcome to my Web '

I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.

[Beenie Bender @BeenieAlpha]

A rabbi and a priest attend a boxing match. They watch as the boxers come into the ring. The rabbi sees one of the boxers cross himself. So the rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "What does that mean?" The priest says, "Not a damn thing if the man can't fight."

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@nikokadiKE

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Dear Ronaldo:

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@baroswahjr Mchele vampire

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@BravinYuri You cannot panic withdraw from a sacco

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@KhalifKairo No girl is bigger than the program. Only the one who stays is worth keeping

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@_falsi1ke Always have options. If you ever find yourself with no options, you'll suffer.

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@thekenyatimes Generous is the new simp title

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@KLASSIQTUNEZ 2go

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@cohen_baron2 Story of my life

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@iamjuddah Under No Circumstance

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

When people decide to leave you for no reason, let them go. People are like clothes, you can never be naked no matter how poor you are.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I made peace with the fact that anything that wants to be chased doesn't want to be caught.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Lakini tuambiane tu ukweli, your soul mate can never be a woman with another mans kid 🤣🤣. Hyo ni uongo

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@exceleunnah254 May the Best D win

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@Baetho__ Hawa hawanijui

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@MishBosslady__ Road house grill

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@Just_memeKe Unfilter unbiased point of view

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@daniyel_Liv Why do you think there are so many singlemoms?

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@citizentvkenya Marriage is not a power struggle. This woman empowerment thing is the proverbial camel and tent story. Marriage is partnership built on love and understanding.

[James @Jameskk110]

@citizentvkenya They want men to bend the rules to their liking without giving in on their deluded egos. Marriage can only work when every party understands their position in it. A woman that wants to compete with a man has no place in that institution.