Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

❝ᴛʜᴇʏ'ᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʜᴇᴀᴅs ᴏғғ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴜs ɪɴ ᴀ ɴᴜᴛʜᴀᴛᴄʜ.❞

↝1990 version of richie
↝Not new to RP
↝Not new to verse or character
↝Mirrors detail
↝Ships with Chemistry
↝Open to multiverse interactions
↝AU and OC friendly

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

I'm legally blind

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@bctteryacid "I was just messin' with ya!"

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@bctteryacid "That is it eddie spaghetti?"

He looks at his shorter friend curiously.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@bctteryacid Pretends not to notice him.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, Eddie spaghetti

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout Ya sure?

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout Chickens are birds!

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout I've seen you eat chicken stan.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout But I didn't sooo.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout So?

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout YOU WHERE TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY COULD BITE FINGERS OFF THAT DOESN'T SOUND DEFENDELESS TO ME.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout Then it's dead

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout Just knock it out with a stick and bam! You knocked it out.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout Yeah they aren't scary!

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout They aren't a bear or something big you can easily grab em.

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout I've seen them chase a kid once, oh wait a second. That was you!

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout They are going to bite off your fingers and toes! They gonna get ya!

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout Well of course it's gonna hurt because you're stealing babies you baby stealer!

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout What would you even do with it?

[Rɪᴄʜɪᴇ Tᴏᴢɪᴇʀ @BeepBeepRxchie]

@jewishboyscout It probably has a family ya know? It's making you stay away because you'll eat the babies.