Alyssa Tyler

Beep boop it's me

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I am older and I don't understand

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Have you guys figured out how the pyramids were built yet?

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Do you ever think about how big you are to a cat?

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The late 2000s were like "I'm going to in to beast mode. Roflcopter"

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You can't be funny and mentally stable, that's just not how it works

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Why is our O line swiss cheese right now?

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Birthdays are great because they're a nice benchmark for how much you haven't accomplished yet

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If you puff your cheeks out far enough will you give them stretch marks?

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What model Grami Kompressor do you have?

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Bru-no-who #encanto

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@Bojangles my boyfriend keeps ordering a supreme snack when I'm standing right next to him

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#plant #memes #plantmemes

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I saw a tree stump today and thought it looked like a sloth

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Liquidating funds and managing processes. Just #hotboystuff

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Ok to summarize, nuclear reactors are dumb because we have a sun that already does that

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Plasma in a fusion reactor reaches 15,000,000 degrees. Not 15 thousand. 15 MILLION #fusion

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Apparently this powers the sun. Seems wrong but ok

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@KevinVanSauce is currently teaching me about nuclear reactions. I'm not sure what prompted this or where it's going, stay tuned

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@KevinVanSauce Ok numtot

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@KevinVanSauce They're both space bois named #buzz