Mitch Comstien

Ex-Canadian Backup QB for the Flint Tropics

[Mitch Comstien @Beer4President]

@ClubProGuy My Prep: Wake up hungover, double tapered shit, desperately search for water, forget to zip my fly, make VodkaGatorade, putt about 10 balls, 4 wedges, 3.5 7irons, and 4-5 bad drives. Shoot 84, tell everyone 78

[Mitch Comstien @Beer4President]

@1BroncoFootball #HeIsPutnamCity

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1st rule of #FightClub

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@RecruitingCHS @FalconsFU Our? Or someone else’s you’ve poached?

Please Football Gods, punish these scumbags since the @OSSAAOnline won’t

[Mitch Comstien @Beer4President]

@CoachMarcusHill Welcome to Ratio Town! Hope your little league team got sick 3rd place rings this spring!

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@jbaca_12 Because of your haircut

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It’s 2026, I should have an option to watch @espn without having to see the bottom line bs.
Who cares what WNBA player got a rebound without falling down and what foreigner got passed in soccer goals? Sorry Linda Cohn

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@CYoung2028 Shame on your parents.

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@1COACH_CARTER @The1CoachSexton @JCorby18 Says a guy at Choctaw…

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@1BroncoFootball Please turnover Aux to @Waleed_Gaines

[Nick Sardis @nick_sardis]

Mustang beats Edmond Santa Fe 5-4 in the Class 6A state title game. The Broncos now have three baseball championships. #okpreps

[Mitch Comstien @Beer4President]

@Stoneperkins55 @1BroncoFootball @CoachLeeBlank @coachmac_ @ChandlerRhodes @doranj17 @CoachDeas @CoachEPeterson1 @RecruitMustang @MustangBroncoSC @JRConrad64 Pretty dadgum impressive

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@robert4man @OssaaCompliance Yes, you have met 1 of me. Yes, it was at Night Trips this winter. Yes, I am behind a burner because I’m not an idiot like you that posts stupid stuff from my account as a District Administrator. Why would you need my resume, are you already looking to replace @CoachLeeBlank?

[Mitch Comstien @Beer4President]

Legit question… how does Lee Blankenship or Brandon Jackson keep their jobs if they don’t win state in 2026? @robert4man ? Is it worth paying to get 7th & 3rd in FB/BB? @OssaaCompliance

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@9b56a5b4dee744c It’s a damn SNL skit

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@RecruitBAFBall @jaywilkinson Ain’t gonna get the top HS Recruits being an @adidas school.

[Jen @jenteach13]

You want to fix education?

Let teachers remove kids who make it impossible for everyone else to learn.

[Mitch Comstien @Beer4President]

@PCHighFootball @Jo_that_guy27 @ECUTigersFB @1BroncoFootball

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@MHSBroncoSports I 👀 you @robert4man! #Gooner

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@JenksFootball @CoachAdamGaylor @CoachShields5 @FHSUFootball @LandonKizzar @bwat2027 @_landonwebb @pearcebrann2027 @OrlandoWil92199 @NashuaCharlson @CatoJaylon @_CoachGreenwood @ZacharyMcKenz Socks & Sandals won’t beat @BixbySpartanFB

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@ficklin_j @1BroncoFootball @KasonDelgado

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@RecruitingCHS @JakeCorbin It will be cool for the varsity players to see Choctaw MS for the 1st times in their lives