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Corona | Guinness | Bud Light | 30 handicap | Mother Lover | Student of the month once in highschool

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@ProfPantsu grown men need it too.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 where do the guys that do burners full time land?

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@_kitchendoor am i the retardest one in the group?

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@maxvonhippel @rennyzucker thanks for clarifying , it was just a genuine question about the cleats. no hate was wondering if there was a cause behind it, maybe breast cancer support?

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@wardamnbilly @vitocatcher thank you Bill - rooting for you this season

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holy no return offer. no belt, pants too long, and nikes lol #nobid #geed

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@maxvonhippel @rennyzucker was it a bad question?

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why are all the players in this match wearing pink cleats?

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@danglingsince97 my buddy at work got promoted solely based on the fact that he helped the managing partner win the company scramble after he lost for 10+ years

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mexico over south africa

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💯💯

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@bythrasymachus from chicago, live in utah but wanna lecture me about nyc? im born and raised in ny brotha

https://t.co/4xeF831HIW

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I live in Utah and my dad lives back home in Chicago. I say this without hyperbole, I would walk to him if he sent me this text and I had no other way to get there. Troons really aren’t people man. Your father has been give a time frame to live and you’re worried about streaming?

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@rennyzucker it simply doesnt change the fact that he looks retarded

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@rennyzucker yeah cause u have to work at a bank to wear a belt, pants that fit, and appropriate shoes?

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@FICMBondTrader @bythrasymachus its an honor to be roasted by you sir, long time fan

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@bythrasymachus stick to your third world state of utah - its a subway and i was leaving the gym pal

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@imStanDarsh @guapitoguapster how about you make a tweet urself instead of just replying to other peoples?

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@everyone replying to my tweets

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only way out is through - no hangover making me miss a thursday

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@CarolinaCloaked whatever age 8th grade