TheBeverageCartGirl

For all the funny pickup lines I get from the guys at the golf course.

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

RT to #VoiceSaveZach https://t.co/prZ22SOnHX

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

RT to #VoiceSaveKorin https://t.co/prZ22SOnHX

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

@NBCTheVoice #VoiceSaveChris

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

#VoiceSaveJessie !!

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

#VoiceSaveJessie

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

"great shot, look what happens when you come around! You're good luck!" *giggle* "yeah, wait till she takes her top off!"

#nicetry

[Andrea Polidori @ndreapolidori]

Bachelor party tournaments are the BEST tournaments. @BeerCartGirl_

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

When your jaw hurts from fake smiling so much <<<<<

#gottacharmthegolfers

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

"We're all set but you can keep driving by, we don't mind looking at you!" Really? I couldn't tell by the way you've been staring at me...

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

When your boss texts you and says "get to bed early tonight princess" >>>

#flattered
#heknowsbest

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

"So how do we find you? Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, Google+?!" #nevertelling

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

"so what are the chances of a guy like me and a girl like you hooking up?" couldn't be any more forward could you?

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

"Do you do belly shots? How deep is your belly button?" #help #beergirlprobs

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

Dear guy who keeps asking me to do body shots: NO. This is not a freaking strip club #beergirlprobs

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

When guys whistle at you to get your attention and drive over to them <<<<<

#blowmywhistlebaby

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

All your coworkers thinking you're a complete moron because you couldn't stand up today <<<<<

#sorry
#shots

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

Talking to your boss drunk trying so hard to focus & be sober but failing & making a fool out of yourself / not remembering any of the convo

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

12 shots and I'm dead 8 hours later still drunk #happymonday

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

"Shot #4 I'm toast tell Stacey she's gotta pick me up from work tonight lololll" dysfunctional @BeerCartGirl_”now #12 help please now

[TheBeverageCartGirl @BeerCartGirl_]

Shots + heat = bye

#lovemyjob