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[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

I went to therapy once and I made my therapist cry. Thats when I knew I was just built different

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

His accuser should be in jail.

[Brendan @brendanfratis13]

“Say what you want”

Ok, I will. He shouldn’t be in the league. He’s a sick individual and if you defend him online, he won’t see it, but the women in your life that have been victims of Sexual Assault will.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

I got all of them. It was the same answer every time!

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

You can get hammered and get food at a dive bar for $100

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"The average cost of a date for a millennial is now $252," per BMO

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Philly/Pittsburgh in the playoffs is such a blessing

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Rotation up to 3 girls. Thanks @FWPlayboy

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

@Letxng_ Sneak olive oil into his food

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Im too good at it to get caught

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

Past a certain age, a man without a DUI can be a bad thing.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Patio weather

[Rashi @rashi_kakkar]

you’re a true Canadian if you think -3°C with sunshine is a nice beautiful warm winter day worthy of going out for an afternoon walk with a hot coffee

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Yes and this shit still hurting

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Break up’s suck but have you ever been genuinely in love with a girl who has a different catastrophe in her life every single day

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Its always fat ugly women

[tia @pbjhischier]

y’all dumb as fuck sorry.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Hockey is not for everyone, especially queers.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Day one of not texting my ex. Wish me luck boys.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Never getting married cuz this sounds like slavery

[Lincoln @flabbytofit99]

Things a husband should be able to do:

If you can't do these, you're not a partner. You're another kid for her to manage.

Here's the list:

• Take care of bedtime solo

Bath, teeth, pajamas, story, tucked in.

Without texting her 47 times asking where things are.

• Pack lunches the kids will actually eat

Not just throw random stuff in a bag.

Know what they like. What they'll eat. What the school allows.

This is basic parenting.

• Back up your wife to the kids

Even if you disagree with her decision, back her up in the moment.

Handle disagreements LATER in private.

Never undermine her in front of the kids. Ever.

• Provide for your family

Not just financially. Emotionally too.

Be present. Be engaged. Be a leader.

Money matters, but so does showing up.

• Cook an actual meal

Not just order DoorDash.

Make something. Feed your family. Clean up after.

• Clean without being asked

See the mess? Clean it.

Don't wait for her to ask. Don't expect praise.

You live here too. Act like it.

• Manage hygiene and health

Bath time. Brush teeth. Trim nails. Take them to doctor/dentist appointments.

Know when their checkups are. Schedule them. Take care of it.

Don't make her do everything.

• Know what's happening in their lives

Their teachers' names. Their friends' names. What they're learning.

Be involved. Ask questions. Show up.

Don't be the dad who has no idea what's going on.

• Discipline consistently

Don't be the "fun parent" who lets everything slide.

Hold boundaries. Back up the rules. Be consistent.

She shouldn't be the only one enforcing discipline.

• Plan date nights

Don't just say "We should go out sometime."

Pick a day. Get a babysitter. Make a reservation. Plan something.

She does 1000 things for your family. You can plan one date.

• Grocery shop

With a list. Without complaining. Get what's needed.

She shouldn't have to manage every household task.

You're capable. Act like it.

• Handle tantrums in public

Calmly. Effectively. Without losing your cool.

She does this constantly. You can too.

Step up when things get hard.

• Show affection to your wife

In front of the kids. In public. At home.

Hug her. Kiss her. Hold her hand.

Model what a loving marriage looks like.

• Apologize when you're wrong

To your wife. To your kids.

"I was wrong. I'm sorry."

Strong men own their mistakes.

• Listen without fixing

Sometimes she just needs to vent.

Don't immediately try to solve everything.

Just listen. Be present. Support her.

• Handle basic home maintenance

Fix things. Keep the house from falling apart.

You don't need to be a contractor. But you should be capable of basic upkeep.

• Support HER goals and dreams

Not just expect her to support yours.

What does SHE want? What are HER dreams?

Marriage is a partnership. Act like it.

If you can't do these things, you're not a husband.

You're a man-child who needs a mommy, not a partner.

Your wife shouldn't have to parent you AND the kids.

Be the man she married.

Step up.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Brave browser blocks YT ads.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Because they did nothing wrong?

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

I like Ovechkin because he's scored over 900 goals and he hates faggots

[🥔🏒 @liltaterhockey]

I don’t like Ovi because a) while I recognize he’s very good I’ve never found his play all that exciting or fun, and b) he doesn’t seem like a nice person, but nothing affirms that more than how he has easily the most unpleasant fanbase of any player I’ve ever talked shit about.

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Its the Jews

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

Real smokers buy cheap native smokes for $40 a carton

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

Australian cigarette prices have gone viral on the internet. Cigarette smokers are the most oppressed group on the planet

[rob @BeerEnjoyer11]

NFL script is Broncos/Seahawks rematch.