@Morrisons No answer to my moaning about the problems of paperless receipts. You guys have gone down in my estimation. Still better than the competition, by far.
We all know how quickly the climate is changing and how much is due to cow farts.
WHY CAN'T WE GET CHEAP EDIBLE INSECTS THAT ARE A PEST TO OUR VEGAN FRIENDS!?
Surely even they couldn't whine about us eating swarms of locusts #flyingprawns
My Harmony is now terrified of needles because a bad tempered "doctor" went at her twice like Jack The Ripper on coke.
This is AMAZING. https://t.co/4EpgQXtmAK
IS THERE NOTHING I WON'T MASTURBATE TO?
This here is proper wank fodder to me. I know a few other people that feel the same. I even shout at the screen, "GET THAT BIG ONE YA FUCKER!"
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