MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus

Cook/Brew Apprentice/Hedonist

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

You know... for some people - I guess I'll never be more than the piece of shit I was in the past. I've paid my dues. I've done my time. Anyone who doesn't like that, see that, or respect that - can get fucked so hard their eyeballs bleed. I'm back motherfuckers. 😁

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

You just want to do the best you can. But the best you can do is simply not GOOD ENOUGH! Every second you fight to move one space forward, you get knocked two spaces the fuck back.

"... and the best you can hope for, is to die in your sleep." -Kenny Rogers 'The Gambler

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

"Welcome all my friends, to the show that never ends. So glad you could attend. Step inside, step inside."

You ever feel like you're just putting on a show? Do you ever feel like you're just putting on some tap-dancing bullshit to go through the motions & prevent making static?

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@kiwi_tapes Omfg. This is the most epic thing ever!!!!!

[Kiwi tapes @kiwi_tapes]

Wanker scab hasn't been the same since cobra died of aids. Boghemian crapsody is a real walnut wetter

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

Happy Valentine's Day lol

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

Fuck it, dude . Let's go BOWLing!

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@KandiesKind Quit making my fiance hornier than I do! 😭

Lmao @BooBear0420

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@SuperOrangeCat1 @WORLDOFCLIPZ 🤣🤣🤣

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@WORLDOFCLIPZ Glad to see a shirt company that has proper grammar! Lulz

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 You are mine.

[Joanna @BooBear0420]

My fosters are getting so big. 🥺😻

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 No! Move over.

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 My baby. <3

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 By far & w/out a doubt - these are best & happiest days that God has directly blessed with introducing my soul.

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 Babbbbyyy. Things are so fantastic right now! Finally getting to tuck you in has been so amazing.

What am incredible start to what will be the absolute best weeks of the year so far!!!

I love you SO much. I am so blessed to have you in my life. I love youuuu!

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@tungstenw0lf Lol it's absurd bro. They have no idea how far you've come, how amazing you are doing. That's their loss!

They are picking over 5yr old bs for content. 🤣

Keep rocking on, my brother.

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 @tungstenw0lf We got your back @tungstenw0lf ! He has nothing but misinformation here... it's literally silly as hell.

I had some respect for Kiwi before he put out this absolute trash. It's literally insane how much is wrong with this, and can be verified wrong - WITH RECEIPTS. Much ❤️bro!

[MrBigMac aka Fat Jesus @BeerGrunt]

@BooBear0420 That's crazy. Cause I love you too. More than life itself.