Anita Kane

When I die, I want my epitaph to list all the crazy, stupid, fun things I've done in my life so people just read it, nod, and say "Well, no wonder she's dead!"

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Went to see @iamjohnoliver in Philly last week, expecting Brooks someone to open. I made the lady in front of me LOL and turn around to confirm she heard me correctly when I squealed with absolute delight, "OMG!! We get @joshgondelman?! BEST FREE GIFT WITH PURCHASE EVER!!" 🤩

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Look at you, not showing any love. That's right; hang that head. ❤️
#alecbohm
#letsgo
#ibelieve

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

I LEGIT name my Fantasy team The Bohm Squad, I'm sitting 20 yards from the 1B line, and you can't show a little love by tossing an end of inning ball my way on your way to the dugout? ⚾️🍺❤️ Sigh...
@AlecBohm
#letsgophillies
#phillies
#LetsGoPens

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

@DennisHinkamp @joncoopertweets Or as he'd say it, "More beautiful than the Thanksgiving Macy Gray parade." 😂😂😂

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

When you see it...
@LastWeekTonight @iamjohnoliver
#letsdothetimewarp
#oops

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Refrigerators and cell phones got laid off too?
#sentencestructurematters

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Not gonna lie, watching BOTH sides of the chamber stand up for passing the burn pit laws gave my crusty little GenX heart such a glimmer of hope for this country I felt like the Grinch singing around the tree on Christmas #SOTU

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

#kyrstensinema looks like she should be 5 feet taller, blowing in the wind, trying to sell me a car #SOTU

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

YEAAAAH, BABY!!
TWO DOWN!!
#KissYourAstroGoodbye
#YourAstroIsOurs
#WeOwnYourAstro
#HoustonYouHaveaProblem
#RingTheBell
#GoPhils

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

@GreenEllsworth

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Thinking of @TheAuthorGuy and his brain baby, Pocket, pinky up, like I'm fancy f**king French

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

@TitusNation @DylanMcDermott Omg, he's the live action embodiment of Sterling Archer!

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

History should never be a feel-good exercise.

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Gah! Worst In Memoriam ever! I don't need to see you bunch of nobodies singing and dancing on that stage! It's not about you! I need to see the screen behind you and pay my respects to the names and accomplishments of those who are no longer with us! So disrespectful! #Oscars2022

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

My new favorite Arnold movie
https://t.co/iA3tg712Zp

[attn @attn]

.@Schwarzenegger has a message for the Russian people.

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Ok, so henceforth, "Baby Baby Grogu" is right up there with "Single Double Bubble Final Single Jeopardy!"
#Jeopardy
#MayimBialik
#MayimWhatAreYouDOINGtoUs?

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

... this was all I needed that I didn't already have.#GirlsWhoCook #brodoyouevenhulu

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

Grocery stores tonight are for suckers who don't keep food in the house and fools who don't know how to cook but like to pretend they do the night of the storm so everyone in town can watch them carefully select their French toast ingredients

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

More Common Sense than I've heard from many of late. The one, the only, the original, by Thomas Paine: https://t.co/tNzr7HEmHU

[Beverly Nichols 🇺🇦 🕊️🌎🐾🏜️🏞️ @beverlynichols]

@MaryLTrump The #RightToVote is what all other rights depend on.

[Anita Kane @BeerKittyKitty]

@sara_carrion_ Open a f**king window