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I don’t have a strong opinion regarding the quality of disco.

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My new grab-and-go restaurant slogan: “Pizza Buy the Slice.”

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@gregbradyx Use your rearview ears

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@lidolmix Is it not Erika Kirk?

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I really wish the Korn Ferry tour was spelled differently.

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@tedcruz This is more embarrassing than when you retweeted MILF porn on 9/11

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#finglonger seen in the wild

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@logancgreig I was there, he definitely was holding the ball with his foot fingers as the tiny man standing on the wrong sideline watched.

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@_SophieStardust @stevebennett801 @FFS_WhatNow I was hoping someone would make point #1 so I didn’t have to. It’s like saying “Luke is my favorite Star War.”

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@Nollyarena NOTE!! THIS ENTIRE FUCKING APP IS NOT FOR KIDS

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@willmenaker It’s the only reasonable thing these guys do in these fake videos

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@chesscom I don’t care what we call them, but they should curve slightly to the right. I’ve been told that’s natural and feels better.

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@Oatmeal thnk u

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@hasanthehun They are spineless gullible cabbage patch dolls with zero original thoughts.

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Get the Vivek out of my state.

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Get the cell phones out of the schools.

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@ieatcassettes Cassandra deserves better than the Vancification treatment.

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@Noahpinion I like telling the truth, so respectfully bite my shiny metal ass.

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I hate to be a stickler, but it really should be prancing if they’re going to call it the Pink Pony Club.

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@Vapeuh @abendytendy No the fuck we don’t.

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@kipconlon Taco Bell is also unironically 10x better than chic fil-a.

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@esjesjesj Don’t forget he’s profoundly stupid

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@MorganLaidler A lot of us are booing with you and are utterly embarrassed by our own fellow countrymen voting for this shite.