Jos. A. SpankBank

go birds.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@xlaflammer @krafttnate You bigots are softer than baby shit. How are you so offended by a fucking RAINBOW?

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

What

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

Oh come the fuck on. That pitch was almost a strike and this jerk off gets hit.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@LanceBove @ThePhillyBird @Brodes81 Buddy you are absolutely terrible at this

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@LanceBove @ThePhillyBird @Brodes81 No one’s offended, just pointing out he’s a blowhard and a Crosby fanboy and you showed up to be his white knight

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@ThePhillyBird @LanceBove @Brodes81 It’s literally from Billy Joel documentary pal

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@LanceBove @ThePhillyBird @Brodes81 Aw good try, I bet you thought you had something there. Hunter isn’t going to kiss your peepee if you defend him on the internet.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@LanceBove @ThePhillyBird @Brodes81 The guy’s a blowhard and loves Crosby, he’s a clown.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

STOP FUCKING SHOWING IT @abc

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Cristopher Sanchez has now been the best pitcher in baseball for nearly a year and a half

And it hasn’t even been that close.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@RonDeSantis Go fuck yourself, cunt. Stop talking about my baseball team.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

This is hilarious, but such a dick move at the same time.

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Dillon Gabriel on Jared Verse wearing number 8:

"Yeah, I was kind of hoping he would pay me for my number. But then he just started wearing it in practice."

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@_____julesss I voted for butt naked

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

Hahah what the hell man

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail.

R - Photo put out by staffer.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@jaysonst Yeah and Garcia absolutely stinks at it.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

If your single focus is not on removing as many republicans as humanly possible from power you’re a collaborator and will be treated as such.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

Haha fuck Liberty University and everything they stand for, weirdo christian freaks.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

@JeffKerrPHL What’s their record in the month? Because the offense has been bordering on abysmal, which we’re all obviously well aware.

[Jos. A. SpankBank @BeerMeABeerr]

Bordering on unbelievable.

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

Most times up with two outs and no one on base among #Phillies players:

59: Bryce Harper
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36: Alec Bohm