\m/Jacob Carman\m/

I like the Cincinnati Reds, classic rock and metal. I also have a Degree in history and like to crack jokes. Politics free. Model citizen, zero discipline.

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We all knew it was coming. I was preparing myself mentally. It still sucks. RIP Ozzy, see you on the other side.

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@Riperoo6565 Now do one for Exodus and Overkill.

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@BLABBERMOUTHNET Nobody has ever accused Skillet of being satanic, that's an accusation for bands that are actually good. Did you know that Louder Than Life actually had these losers playing the same time as Iron Maiden? What's even more unbelievable, a few people actually saw these guys instead.

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@FakeSportsCentr Childhood? Are Troy Aikman and Dan Marino coming out of retirement? Or was your childhood like 3 years ago.

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@cinetravista @RazorwireRPG The first thing that immediately came to my mind.

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@internetpreai Claude wasn’t exactly a talkative player character.

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@Guitarbizon Is that the chick from Castle Rat?

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@Aice_Dee1313 @Rainmaker1973 The number of references the Simpsons writers put in the old school episodes that flew and continue to fly over my head is astounding.

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@KiolMil3050 I agree. I do NOT like big nasty “booties”. Take your fat chick fetish and fuck off.

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@internetpreai Amazing that these pages are still spouting this debunked myth.

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@deesnider @TwistedSisterNY Cobain wishes he had an ounce of Twisted Sister's talent.

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@zillowgonewild "What's stopping you from..." The same thing that's stopping me from buying the New York Yankees.

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@LeeKuanYimby

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@SandyofCthulhu Martin is a peddler of smut and a pornographer.

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@JonnyMicro "...that respects the source material and authorial intent"

LOL fuck off.

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More Maiden from last night.

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Some Iron Maiden from last night.

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Some Megadeth from yesterday’s Louder Than Life show.

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@TheGameVerse One of the stupidest decisions in gaming history; scrapping singleplayer DLCs from GTAV for stupid ass online multiplayer bullshit.

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@TheLOTRMemes Pippin didn't push a skeleton down a well. He threw a rock down a well out of idle boredom. The skeleton was a Peter Jackson invention.

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@deadpullhitter