Beer Snob Trump

Cicerone-in-Chief of the United States

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LIBERATE THE PAJOTTENLAND

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@BeerChannel I wonder if he knows about hops containing estrogen 🤔

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The Fake News is showing old photos of people lining up for BCBS. This is what it looks like now. No line campers under our administration!

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I will be asking the ATF to remove @BrewDog beer from stores. effective immediately

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.@BottleLogicBrew I see your “Space Trace” and raise you this https://t.co/Tnps3FIOlD

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Donald Trump orders Pentagon to create US 'space force' https://t.co/9xiRi7Y7FW

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The Belgians, once regarded as pinoeers of the beer world, are now copying American brewing techniques. 1 more thing we lead the world in!

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ISO: Henna
FT: Presidential Cabinet seat

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When people ask me where the best lambic is made I tell them America! Nobody makes gueze like the Americans.

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The animal Assad replaced tap water with Upland Lambic. He must be stopped. Bad!

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Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough trader. Actually, his cellar is weak, both mentally and physically.

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I am imposing a tariff on aluminum to get rid of the hazebros. Big win for our beautiful nation.

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Dems still think I colluded with Russians with no proof. Mueller should investigate how Garagiste really won best brewery.

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Obama's Iran deal was basically trading Lambic for Hazy IPAs. Government is still failing and people are fed up!

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Repeal of Net Neutrality will only eat into the profits of bottle flippers. Real old money tickers will win big!

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I have instructed the justice department to investigate and prosecute any brewery selling IPAs over a month old. .@EvilTwinBrewing *cough*

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I fired Mike Flynn because he said he was bringing heat to Mike Pence's share but only showed up with a shelf turd. Loser!

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Cantillon servers are very slow, is my friend .@JebBush running them?

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I want to thank the South Koreans for opening this rare Dark Lord variant with me. Big flavors better than BVLD!

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Lambic trafficking is a direct result of EU open border policies. I will not let American beer be flipped by foreigners.

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.@GooseIsland My Trumpcare reforms will help you pay less for the antibiotics you need to treat that infection. Big win!